Premier League – Biggest Ever Defeats

After Manchester City ran riot against Watford at the weekend there was a lot of talk of what might have been had Aguero, De Bruyne and co took more of the opportunities created at The Etihad.

5 goals up inside the opening 18 minutes set everyone calculators going and must have had the Watford board frantically making calls to every ex-Manager they still had in their contact book.

69% possession and 28 efforts on Ben Foster’s goal throughout the 90mins. The stats suggest that the side from Hertfordshire were lucky to escape the North West with just single figures in the goals against column.

As the Man City fans so creatively put it during the 2nd half “who put the ball in the Watford net? Half the f*****g team did”

City have now beaten the Hornets in their last 12 meetings stretching back to 2013, scoring a ridiculous 46 goals in the process.

Imagine seeing your team played off the park in a cup final losing 6-0 only to face the same side a few months later and it turn out to be a more embarrassing situation.

Seeing all of the goal updates come through thick and fast on Saturday afternoon got us thinking where the final score ranked in terms of defeats in the top English division. So just where does the 8-0 drubbing handed out by Pep Guardiola’s men sit in the list of the biggest ever Premier League defeats?

Man Utd 9-0 Ipswich (March 1995)

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5 goals for Andy Cole secured the Premier League’s biggest ever win over a dismal Ipswich side at Old Trafford back in the 94/95 season.

29 defeats in the campaign for Town as Utd went onto finish runners up behind Blackburn Rovers.

Mark Hughes, Paul Ince and Roy Keane also added their names to the scoresheet.

Tottenham 9-1 Wigan (November 2009)

Wigan at least managed a consolation goal in this game to keep them off joint top spot with Ipswich.

Jermain Defoe equalled Andy Cole’s record of 5 goals in a single game during this demolition.

Crouch, Lennon, Bentley and Kranjcar completed the rout. Austrian Paul Scharner netted for Athletic in case you were wondering.

Man City 8-0 Watford (September 2019)

As recent as the weekend just passed so will be fresh in the mind.

David Silva opened the scoring in the 1st minutes before an Aguero penalty finished the game as the early as the 7th minute.

Bernardo Silva helped himself to a hat-trick with Mahrez, Otamendi and a late De Bruyne strike made it a shocker for Quique Sánchez Flores’ and his backroom staff.

City could even leave the likes of Sterling on the bench, it could have been worse Hornets’ fans.

Newcastle 8-0 Sheff Wed (September 1999)

There seems to be a pattern of a seasoned England striker scoring 5 in these types of games, Alan Shearer was deadly in front of goal this time around.

Aaron Hughes, Kieron Dyer and the late Gary Speed were the other scorers as Wednesday capitulated at St James’ Park.

Sir Bobby’s opening home match in charge of the club he loved and they made it a special one.

Chelsea 8-0 Wigan (May 2010)

Look away now Wigan fans, you’re on the receiving end once more.

Chelsea kicked off knowing a victory would seal top spot and end Man Utd’s title dominance.

An early strike from Anelka set the tone before Lampard, Kalou, Drogba got in on the act. Even Ashley Cole scored at the death to condemn the Latics to another heavy defeat in London.

They did however to survive relegation despite looking favourites for the drop in the week previous.

Chelsea 8-0 Aston Villa (December 2012)

A 2nd appearance on the list for the blues, this time Aston Villa were on the receiving end of result to forget when departing Stamford Bridge.

Torres, David Luiz, Ivanovic, Lampard, Ramires, Oscar and Hazard did the damage to Brad Guzan’s back as the American spent most of the day collecting the ball from his net.

A star-studded Chelsea side led by now manager Frank Lampard demolished the side from the Midlands.

23rd December made it a tough Christmas dinner to swallow for Villa fans.

Southampton 8-0 Sunderland (October 2014)

The one that escaped our memory.

Three (yes three) own goals in this one.

Vergini, Bridcutt and Van Aanholt all put through their own net

Saints Pelle x 2, Cork, Tadic and Wanyama increased the pressure on Gus Poyet on what would have been a long journey home.

Dutchman Dick Advocaat was brought in later in the season to complete the great escape with the Mackems.

Do you remember any of these games?

With Man City and Liverpool looking in fine form once again this season it’s fair to expect another few hidings handed out before now and the end of May.

Image sourced from; www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Mark Hughes – Southampton Struggles

Blackburn Rovers, Man City, Fulham, QPR, Stoke City and now Southampton.

All of the mentioned clubs have taken the decision to employ Mark Hughes as their manager throughout the last fifteen years, it now appears that his time is up at his current club just like it has been at the previous five.

Last weekend’s 3-2 defeat to fellow strugglers Fulham – in what was dubbed and early season six pointer – did not go the way of the team from the south coast had hoped.

Now it looks an absolute certainty that the Welshman will be leaving St Mary’s before completing a calendar year.

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Appointed in March 2018 “Sparky” has overseen twenty-five matches winning just five, and perhaps more importantly losing twelve, a near 50% loss record. Not exactly that new manager bounce in form which most teams benefit from.

Just the solitary league win this season way back in September is bad enough, but the lack of goals is a problem that just isn’t being addressed. Ten goals in thirteen league games combined with a run of five league games without a goal shortly after their victory over Palace.

Last season Southampton escaped relegation by three points with one of the relegated sides being Stoke City, managed by Hughes for the majority of that 2017/18 season. The Saints got lucky and for some reason rewarded Hughes and his long trusted assistants Mark Bowen and Eddie Niedzwiecki with long term contracts after initially appointing them until the end of that season.

As we enter December it is a month that really could decide whether they will give themselves a chance of safety or they end up in a total relegation dogfight.

Spurs, Arsenal, Man City and Man Utd are games you can’t see any points being collected despite the current form of those from Old Trafford.

Cardiff, Huddersfield and West Ham – now for us, this has to being a gain of nine precious points given their predicament.

It’s also worth saying that none of these games should be under the stewardship of their former striker, his time is simply up.

The decision making in previous seasons may be coming back to haunt the club this season as they simply couldn’t continue to assume that selling their top talent year after year was going to sustain a place in the top division, but that is a whole other story than that of Hughes and his failings.

Fantastic player no doubt, but a questionable manager who has more than enough chances and shouldn’t be seen in the top division again. It genuinely is time that we seem others given a chance rather than this usual “Premier League experience” appointment should a vacancy arise.

Mark Hughes image is sourced from; www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football